Monday, September 11, 2006

Duplication of effort

A lot of people whinge about public sector workers and generalise that we're all a bunch of lazy gits who are a burden to tax payers.

Now although I often refute this and argue that this isn't the case at my employer (HM Land Registry) I do find it bizarre that someone else in the public sector seems to be doing the same job as us.

Surely it's bad enough that the general public thinks we do little work of value. We can't have them thinking we do little valued work twice.

Mind you we now live in a country where we have teachers and classroom assistants, doctors and nurse practitioners, nurses and care nurses, police officers and community support officers so it's only a matter of time before we have civil servants and junior tax-wasters.

I wonder if the government has considered creating a similar role for the fire service called a Fire Liason Officer:

They don't actually put out the fire or carry people from burning buildings, they just assure the gathering crowd that they're aware of the problem and use a megaphone to advise anyone in the building that it is on fire and they should leave it immediately.
If it is a particularly 'serious' fire then they will contact a help desk who will offer them further guidance or (in extreme cases) dispatch a firecrew to extinguish the fire and pull out the charred remains of any occupants who didn't leave the building when advised to by the FLO.

If necessary a public enquiry will be launched into what started the fire in the first place and why so many people died from it.
The usual outcome will most likely be that fires are started by electrical goods from poorer/disadvantaged backgrounds. Lessons are learned from the mistakes that were made but no individual could be held into account for those mistakes.

5 Comments:

At 5:53 pm, Blogger SaintSimon said...

How true! How true! You should get this published in a newspaper, or maybe presented on a TV sketch show or by a good stand-up comic.

 
At 9:15 pm, Blogger Phill said...

Thanks, I was thinking "Bremner, Bird and Fortune" when I was writing it. It seemed like the sort of sketch Bird & Fortune would have.

 
At 11:38 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The next step is political assistant goverment ministers. They will sit it parliment, draw large salaries and expenses. But not actually do anything useful to improve life for the electorate. Or is that the Deputy Prime Minister I was thinking of.

 
At 7:07 pm, Blogger Phill said...

Can't be the DPM, he's too busy shagging his secretary to do something useful like sit in parliament.

Besides the whole point of the modern job con is that you get someone in a highly paid job to delegate all their responsibility and workload to someone working on a pittance who's had little/no formal training. If you're going to pay them large salaries then there's no point as they might threaten your job, despite the fact that they're already doing it for you.

 
At 11:19 pm, Blogger PC Bloggs said...

Hehe. I had the idea for Police Bouncers last week. People whose job it is to use force on behalf of police officers. The world is going mad and me with it.

 

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