What a guy

F.A.O. The 23 'footballers' that represented England in the 2006 World Cup Finals. (Especially the egotistical pricks that released autobiographies afterwards explaining how they weren't accountable for their own piss-poor performances.)

Read this and learn about a real footballer. Think about it the next time you put your Ferrari in a ditch or buy your WAG a diamond neckless with more carrots than the Tesco fruit & veg section.

He used to play for Villa. In fact he was our best player two seasons ago so naturally DO'L dropped him completely for the following season and he left shortly before the World Cup when his contract expired.

Good on yer Ulises. Even if saying your name reminds me of a cartoon I used to watch as a kid.